Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural. Posted onMar 27, 2026