I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural. Posted onMay 24, 2026
Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight. Posted onMay 19, 2026