My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be. As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one. I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
