Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Before my second cup of coffee, 10 a.m. feels like dinner time! βπ΄π Related funny posts π€ The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning. Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.