We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics). Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! π§π #PlasticFantastic" Related funny posts π€ Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse. Not to brag, but Iβve seen Barbie naked. Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.