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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
Funny Barbie quotes
We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
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"Guess I'm 99% water and 1% Barbie! 💧🎀 #PlasticFantastic"
At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
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"Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
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🤣💁♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃
Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
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Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé
Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.
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So they had both dolls and horsepower in the family! Talk about a match made in toy heaven. 🚗👠💕