We hate the same people and it’s so romantic. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️" Related funny posts 🤝 No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong. Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French? Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?