You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪" Related funny posts 🤝 The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them. You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider. Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from. I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall. A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.