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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.