Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! It’s a classic showdown between “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose” – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn’t have to cook!