Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.