Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now. Commentary:Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them. Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one. Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist. Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.
