Commentary:
Middle age: the era of squinting at the remote and politely asking the blender to keep it down 😂🔍🔊
14 Funny encounter quotes
Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.
Commentary:
Ouch! Looks like the universe has a zest for irony 🍋😆🍊
The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.
Commentary:
When your wallet's on a diet, that's when the real adventure begins! 💃💸😅
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
Commentary:
"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
Commentary:
Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.
Commentary:
Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃♂️🛒😂
The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.
Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.
Commentary:
"Having a bad hair day? 🙆♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎"
To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.
Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"