Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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“Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they’re just visual proof of all the hard work you’ve put in living your fabulous life! 💁‍♂️✨”

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