Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm ready for my complimentary subscription to "Surprise Ailment Monthly"! 😂🤷♂️🏥 Related funny posts 🤝 Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly. Tested positive for needing a kiss. Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time. Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.