I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.