Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! π πͺ #GymLife Related funny posts π Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Fitness influencer: Itβs important to listen to your body. Body: Youβre old. And you want lasagna. Today marks a five year anniversary of how Iβll start going to the gym tomorrow. When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?