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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.