We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! π₯ππ Related funny posts π€ Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year. Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’ In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor. If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, itβs probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.