We’ve got a shituation here. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like itβs time to call in the poo-lice! π¨π©π" Related funny posts π€ Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example. The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with. Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice. Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before. I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.