What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸 Related funny posts 😂 Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.” I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit. After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.