What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in. Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.” I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house. So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years? Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
