“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling! Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you run on coffee instead of blood! ☕️🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies. Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes. Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.