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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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