12 funny mountain quotes - Wordgag

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

May 27, 2026

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

May 24, 2026

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

May 24, 2026

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

May 23, 2026

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

May 21, 2026

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

May 21, 2026

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

May 19, 2026

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

May 19, 2026

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

May 19, 2026

Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?

May 18, 2026

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Apr 1, 2026

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Mar 31, 2026