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  • And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
  • Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.
  • When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?
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