When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I literally spilled my coffee reading this πβοΈπ Related funny posts π€ βThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.β Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. βIβm not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.β βNovember Rainβ is just 9 minutes of me realizing Iβm too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills. Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. Iβm going to need some new crayons. βBut itβs summer,β is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.