When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. Posted onNov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones. Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.