When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It’s a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜

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