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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

86 shares on Messenger this month:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Breaking via Telegram:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Trending via Reddit:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Just landed via Twitch:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Making waves on Pinterest:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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