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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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When this multivitamin kicks in Iโ€™m going to do so much success.

Funny quote about feeling energized and confident after taking vitamins.

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"Watch out world! ๐Ÿ’ฅ With this multivitamin fueling my success, I'm about to conquer the day like a superhero on a mission! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’Š Bring it on, challenges – I've got my vitamin-powered cape on! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜„ #FeelingSuperCharged"



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