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16 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

86 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Going viral on X:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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