When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm the last piece of "furniture" in need of a makeover! ποΈππ§Ή Related funny posts π€ My bed is from Ikea, so itβs more unstable than i am. Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.