When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That first impression could win an Oscar for Best Actor! šš„ Related funny posts š¤ Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work. There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy. I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now. Asking the cashier how Iām doing today.