When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.