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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Commentary:
"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, companionship, dog, family, happiness, happy, house, humor, love, parenting, pets, relationships, someone, teenager on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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