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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged act, attitude, fast, humor, late, mad, office, rush, walk, work on Mar 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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