When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

When you're late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you're mad.

Commentary:
🚶‍♂️💨 “When you’re late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn’t be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous”

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