Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.
