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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, aspirin, bottle, children, headache, humor, i, irony, just, keep, take on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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