Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
  • I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.
  • My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
  • Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.
  • Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.