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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ‘ถ"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, aspirin, bottle, children, headache, humor, i, irony, just, keep, take on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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