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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.