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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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