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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
13 Funny biology quotes
Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.
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Trying to picture this "average" person, but I'm just getting Frankenstein vibes 🤔🧟♂️
What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?
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Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
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That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”
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Sounds like your gut has been hitting the gym more than I have! 🏋️♂️🦠😄
Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.
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Wow, maybe my appendix is just waiting for the right moment to finally reveal its plans for world domination! 🤔😄🦸♂️
“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.
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Naming your kid 'Autophagy' might sound trendy, but imagine their playdate with 'Photosynthesis' and 'Mitosis'! 🌱🤣
The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.
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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅