12 funny biology quotes - Wordgag

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

May 30, 2026

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

May 30, 2026

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

May 29, 2026

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

May 29, 2026

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

May 29, 2026

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

May 28, 2026

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

May 28, 2026

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

May 28, 2026

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

May 28, 2026

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

May 28, 2026

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

May 27, 2026

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

May 20, 2026