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Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
Funny timer quotes
Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.
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Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅
Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?
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When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂
You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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"Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"