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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Breaking via Threads:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Just landed via Facebook:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Breaking via Messenger:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Making waves on YouTube:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Seen just now on Instagram:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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82 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

35 shares on Threads this month:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

73 shares on TikTok this month:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

45 shares on Threads this month:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Going viral on Telegram:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Shared recently on Messenger:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Just shared via Instagram:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Spotted on Twitch:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Just landed via Reddit:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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