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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, before, earlier, every, humor, i, morning, night, procrastination, regret, sleep, wake up, why on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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