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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
Funny express quotes
Funny express quotes 🚂😂 are the perfect way to add a burst of laughter to your day! Whether you’re rushing through life or just love witty wordplay, these quick, clever sayings will have you chuckling in no time. Ready to brighten up your feed with some speedy humor? Let’s dive into a world where express trains meet express laughs! 🚀🤣
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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠 -
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"When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"art, better, emotion, express, expression, grief, harmonica, humor, man, melancholy, music, pain, performance -
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"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔" -
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🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed -
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When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃