Commentary:
When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃
Funny express quotes
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
Commentary:
Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.
Commentary:
Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠
Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"
There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
Commentary:
"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"
Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
Commentary:
🔘 The "elevator express" button, also known as the mythical unicorn of the modern world. Pressing it multiple times might summon a magic carpet or teleportation device…or simply annoy your fellow passengers! Choose wisely! 🌟🛒 #ElevatorMagic #PushForSpeed