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Funny express quotes

Funny express quotes ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚ are the perfect way to add a burst of laughter to your day! Whether you’re rushing through life or just love witty wordplay, these quick, clever sayings will have you chuckling in no time. Ready to brighten up your feed with some speedy humor? Letโ€™s dive into a world where express trains meet express laughs! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฃ

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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