Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂 Related funny posts 😂 I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.