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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.