Funny voodoo quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

  Commentary:
  "Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! 😂🪄✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙‍♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

  Commentary:
  "Dear mysterious voodoo doll handler, do us all a favor and let the poor doll take a day off! Maybe send her on a tropical vacation instead? 🏝️🌺 #WorkDrama #VoodooMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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