Commentary:
Finally found the spellbook for peaceful slumber—no potions required! 💤🧙♂️✨
Funny voodoo quotes
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
Commentary:
Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.
Commentary:
"Dear voodoo doll holder, my grades are in your hands now! 😂📚✨"
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?
Commentary:
"Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! 😂🪄✨"
No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.
Commentary:
"Dear mysterious voodoo doll handler, do us all a favor and let the poor doll take a day off! Maybe send her on a tropical vacation instead? 🏝️🌺 #WorkDrama #VoodooMagic"
Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?
Commentary:
"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.
Commentary:
Sure thing! Here's a funny comment you could use:
"While you're at it, slip a winning lottery ticket in there too! 💸🤞🧙♂️"