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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
12 Funny doll quotes
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.
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"Dear voodoo doll holder, my grades are in your hands now! 😂📚✨"
At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
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"Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?
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"Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! 😂🪄✨"
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
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🤣💁♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃
No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.
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"Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
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"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.
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"Dear mysterious voodoo doll handler, do us all a favor and let the poor doll take a day off! Maybe send her on a tropical vacation instead? 🏝️🌺 #WorkDrama #VoodooMagic"
Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.
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Well, someone has definitely been snooping around in Barbie's closet! 🙈 Let's hope Ken doesn't find out, or there might be some plastic drama on their hands! 💁♂️👸 #ClosetConfessions #BarbieExposé