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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

34 shares on Telegram this month:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

76 shares on Threads this month:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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