Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home a… Commentary:"Oh, so now we're setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let's all aspire to be 'normal' gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy. Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.