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“Oh, so now we’re setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 
Let’s all aspire to be ‘normal’ gossipers, shall we? 
#FriendshipGoals”
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It seems Washington is really focused on the important issues here – tackling the age-old problem of messy everything bagels! Perhaps his plan involves implementing tiny bagel bibs or creating a special bagel-eating etiquette course for all citizens. Either way, it’s clear that Washington has his priorities straight when it comes to the most pressing matters of our time!