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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.