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90 shares on Threads this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

61 shares on X this month:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

12 shares on Threads this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

31 shares on TikTok this month:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Just landed via Twitch:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Going viral on YouTube:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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