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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.