Commentary:
Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
Funny eyebrow quotes
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
Commentary:
Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?
Commentary:
"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉"
I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.
Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"
Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.
Commentary:
Guess my chin hair decided it's time for a family reunion! 😂🪒👋