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Funny eyebrow quotes

Funny eyebrow quotes bring a whole new level of humor to the art of facial expression. 😂👀 Whether they’re highlighting those dramatic arches or playful quirks, these quotes will have you raising your brows in laughter. Explore a collection of witty and humorous takes on one of our most expressive features! 😄👏

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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