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Witty quote about confidence with a playful dog-sitting joke, humorous and lighthearted.

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

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Survival of the fittest… or just the fluffiest! 🐾😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, care, dog, dog sitter, fool, hire, humor, pet, pet care, rate, sitter, survival, survival rate on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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