With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Survival of the fittest… or just the fluffiest! 🐾😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived. I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival. My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.