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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age…

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age…

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"Women are like human calculators, knowing their kids' stats down to the decimal point, while men are just trying to keep up with the tiny tornadoes running amok in the house 🤷‍♂️📆. Who needs detailed info when you've got chaos and cuteness in equal measure?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, children, days, humor, just, know, little, little people, live, men, parenting, people, weight, women on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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