Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them. Funny Quotes June 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWomen know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.