Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Commentary:
"Women are like human calculators, knowing their kids' stats down to the decimal point, while men are just trying to keep up with the tiny tornadoes running amok in the house 🤷‍♂️📆. Who needs detailed info when you've got chaos and cuteness in equal measure?"

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