I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot. Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter. A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.