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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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