Worrying is just worshipping the problem. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If worrying is worship, I must be a high priest! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ The peace of not knowing. 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey. I keep my mind active by worrying. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.