Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔 Related funny posts 🤝 I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing. Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves. What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?