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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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