Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.
  • Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.
  • My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.
  • I believe in annoyed at first sight.
  • If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.