You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.