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"Ah, the fine art of effective communication – some call it nagging, others call it a gentle reminder in stereo surround sound! 🗣️💁‍♀️ #ListenUp"

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65 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Making waves on Messenger:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Going bananas on Discord:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Keep the laugh going 😂

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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